MINTSUGA

doublism:

double incision = name of a metal band

keyhole = britpop band that never took off

fishmouth = largely forgotten 60s hippie psychedelic rock band with small cult following

periareolar = stylized as Perry Areola, drag king pop singer

inverted t anchor = industrial music

19.08.23 via | source

drafthearse:

first it was girls’ locker rooms vs boys’ locker rooms then it was the feminine urge to vs the masculine urge to now it’s girl dinner vs boy dinner when will it end when will we escape i feel like maybe some of you guys dont even want to escape doesnt anyone else want to escape

16.08.23 via | source

bpdtomwambsgans:

bpdtomwambsgans:

no one cares more about english dialects more than i do. one time i picked a flower girl off the street and made her eat marbles.

just been informed this is classist. also she hates me now.

15.08.23 via | source

myjetpack:

A scientist stands in a panelled sci-fi room. In front of her is a tool box and a ladder that an orange-overalled technician has climbed to access a hole in the ceiling. The scientist asks "Is it a wiring problem?'. "umm, I think it's a bit more complicated than that." says the technician who’s top half is now emerging behind the scientist from a hole in the floor, while her lower half is still visible in front of the scientist.ALT

A recent cartoon for New Scientist

14.08.23 via | source

evilwizard:

me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know

my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord

me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword

krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord

13.08.23 via | source

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

is your phone set to auto-adjust brightness or manual?

Auto Adjust Brightness

Manually Adjust Brightness

I frequently use both

a 4th inconceivable option

See Results
12.08.23 via | source
#i picked manual but i guess i am technically 4th option cos i have a couple automations+shortcuts set up to modify it #poll

foxes-in-love:

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are looking at the contents of a massive tabletop game box, with the opened box behind them. On the ground around them are game paraphernalia, a thick book, some boxes, tokens, and panels of figurine pieces. Blue: Wow, this game sure is big. Green: Look at all these figurines! Blue looks down at the large book, as Green turns to one of the figurine piece panels. Blue: The rulebook is literally a book. Green: I could assemble these! Blue reads the book while Green is happily clicking away at the panel, engrossed in the little task. Blue: Exception clauses on exception rules... Blue looks up from the book, and Green raises his eyes from his work, snapping back to the present moment. Blue: Are you listening? Green: What?ALT
12.08.23 via | source

evilkitten3:

herbertwest:

herbertwest:

herbertwest:

Look, if you’re starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and suddenly someone is like ‘oh I have tons of food and it just happens to be meat do you want some lol’ you CANNOT act surprised when it’s people. You simply CANNOT.

There are times and places where it is realistic to expect NOT to be served people. For example, in a pie shop underneath a barber shop. THEN you can be all 'OH GOD IT’S PEOPLE.’

If you are in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and are suddenly served a really good meat pie, you have to know it’s people. Do you see any cows? No, they all apocalypsed. It’s your neighbor.

If you’re served food in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, ask yourself these questions first:

  1. Do I trust the person feeding me?
  2. Is this meat fresh, and if so, have there been any livestock non-apocalypsed recently?
  3. Have I seen Kevin within the past week?
  4. Am I willing to commit the penultimate culinary taboo? (The ultimate culinary taboo is putting pineapple on pizza, a crime I regularly commit)

5. how much did i even like kevin, really

11.08.23 via | source

whilomm:

@latestinspace: "NEWS 🚨: NASA's James Webb telescope has spotted a giant 'question mark' object in deep space". below is a photo from the JWT showing a bunch of distant stars and galaxies, and an unknown object shaped like a perfect little question mark - August 7, 2023ALT

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09.08.23 via | source
#oooWEEEoooo #damn dw are going all out for the 60th anniversary #id in alt text

turnpike-dusted:

bad blood by bastille was literally insane. a song about Pompeii AND a song about Laura palmer AND a song about icarus. things we lost in the fire???? wtf was this guy on. possessed by a modern day library of alexandria. daniel in the den.. bro experienced one single past life regression then asked david lynch to interpret it

08.08.23 via | source
#went to their 10th anniversary show at ally pally and saw god